Given that last Sunday was Mother's Day and Father's Day is around the corner, it seems appropriate to fill everyone in on some ParentSpeak definitions:
AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are perfect even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a bad word.
OWWW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
WHOOPS: an exclamation that translates roughly into "get a mop."
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