(new definition of “bedhead”)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(This is the shoplifter special!)
On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
(It would save time though…)
On Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(If only we could keep those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Hmm, now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(no comment…)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(have lobotomy)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Great, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
I just had to include this photo too:
Wow!
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