(I don’t remember where I got some of these but they compose some sort of random top ten – enjoy!)
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.
3. On the other hand . . . you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
6. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
8. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
9. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
10. Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have.
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