Elf Pet Peeves:
• All the tables/chairs in the cafeteria are built to Santa's Size.
• Those 16 hour workdays in December.
• The Movie "Elf" wasn't true to the book.
• Three Words: Reindeer Stall Duty
• Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one cares. Meanwhile, frolic around one day in some fruity outfit in February with a lousy bow and arrow and all of a sudden you're a hero.
• North Pole PPO health plan doesn't cover tattoo removal.
• The EPA's new relaxed reindeer-emissions standards.
• Icy cold North Pole temperature makes it hard to produce quality workmanship.
• Reindeer game #12: Elf lacrosse.
• Jolly Ole Santa has never yet brought back a single cookie to share.
(Adapted from Sermon Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries. http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=lx5kx9bab.0.pspisnbab.9nnikbbab.16604&ts=S0219&p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sermonfodder.com)
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